"The Walmart in Bennington is the smallest one in the nation, it had like nothing. You know how Walmart has everything? Yeah, it didn’t have anything. I stole a bottle of really bad wine from it once, though. I went through a wine-stealing phase, then I got too nervous and quit doing that and would only steal donuts. I may or may not be still in the donut phase."

- Shannon wanted me to remember this and put it on tumblr. I don’t know why, but I did it.
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